Boyle’s Law to prove the states of Hell, Heaven & God
April 24, 2011 Leave a comment
Because natural laws are empirical and observable, I improve my world around me through observation and exploration in which I digest data and find ways to expand my knowledge. For example, I could use Boyle’s Law to prove the states of Hell, Heaven & God.
First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into Hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul goes to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you are going to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in Hell. Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Therefore, two options exist:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until All Hell Breaks Loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell Freezes Over.
So which is it?
If we accept the quote given to me by Sandra during my Freshman year, “that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you” and take into account the fact that I indeed eventually sleep with her, then Option 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and has already Frozen Over.
Therefore, the corollary of this theory is that since Hell has Frozen Over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is in fact Extinct; leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of God. Which explains why Sandra kept shouting “Oh my God.”
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